My Top 20 BiS Songs

Well, the deed is done. BiS has disbanded. It was a sad day for many a BiS fan, but slightly less sad upon finding out that all the members were doing stuff post-disbandment. Still, it's not the same as seeing them all together in BiS releasing unconventional singles and doing strange things. How I will miss them...

I admit, the disbandment's been easier to deal with than I'd thought it would be. I think maybe because I've been busier than I expected this month? But I do feel a pang of sadness when I'm planning out things to review. Still, just because BiS has no future doesn't mean I can't dwell on their past! For a fairly short tenure, BiS left behind a large number of songs, music videos, and crazy stunts. Yesterday, I was trying to tally up how many songs BiS has released since their formation. Technically, they released three albums and ten singles of music. But they also did a boatload of collaborations with other artists from Vampillia to Dempagumi.inc to Hijokaidan to Dorothy Little Happy! The total number of BiS songs I was able to come up with was over sixty. They've were around from late 2010 to July 2014 and in that time they release over sixty songs. To put in in perspective, Perfume major debuted in September 2005. From September 2005 to May 2009, they released twenty-eight songs. I am downright grateful for the amount of music BiS released before they left. They could have been one of those groups that barely released anything before dropping off the face of the planet. Like amU...

So as you can imagine, with over sixty songs, BiS has some released some pretty amazing music. They've also released some pretty terrible music. But when have you heard of an idol group that hasn't? Besides, I'm not here to focus on the low points of BiS. They were one of my favorite idol groups, and I need to pay respects to them. And since I can't draw, the only way I know how is by writing about them! I think a top 20 list for BiS is long overdue anyways. From nearly the get-go, I've sung my praises about BiS on the Wonderland. I've loved them for their unconventional image, their many, many strange music videos, and most of all, their really good music. BiS music varies from pop rock to ska to death metal to even electronica. The only consistency is a level of energy that I wish I'd hear in more idol groups. So after much internal deliberation, I have come up with my favorite 20 BiS songs. They have so many great songs to pick from that narrowing it down to 20 was a challenging feat! For that reason, here are a few honorable mentions:

animal
Blew
I'm coming!!
I wish I was Special
nasty face
Teenage Flavor

And now let's get to the good stuff! The following twenty are my favorite BiS songs, and while they may be my personal favorites, I highly recommend you all listen to them. Hell, if you haven't listened to BiS, then do it! If you can get past their visuals, you might find some pretty good music! And then you too can experience crushing sadness over their disbandment! Fun for the whole family!

20. Demo Sayonara

I have and always will find Get You to be the weirdest BiS single, even if technically it was a collaboration with Dorothy Little Happy. But that's where most of the weirdness stems from! Dorothy Little Happy is about as cookie cutter as idol groups get, and if you like that sort of thing, this group is your cup of tea. Personally though, Dorothy Little Happy is my cup of blandness. And I don't drink tea. Anyways, for Get You, BiS and Dorothy Little Happy each covered one of each other's songs. Dorothy Little Happy covered Nerve and handled it pretty well, and in turn, BiS covered Demo Sayonara. The original Demo Sayonara is just as boring as everything else I've heard from Dorothy Little Happy, so hearing BiS cover it was definitely weird. Luckily, the BiS version changes so much of Demo Sayonara and ends up sounding nothing like the original! BiS's Demo Sayonara goes heavy on the synths, and I love it. Demo Sayonara reminds me of most of Ash and Error, but the added appeal comes from the fact that Demo Sayonara is a cover. BiS's cover has such energy and loudness to it. I'm not sure if they performed it at concerts much, but when they did, I'll bet it was awesome. Really though, all the songs on this single are good. Demo Sayonara's just my favorite!

19. Gugigi

I'm not sure if Gugigi is even a real word. But the song is cool! I love all the songs off the Nerve single, and I'm coming!! was so close to making it on the list. What I like about Gugigi is that it's one of the more pop-sounding songs from BiS. I love their alternative and rock songs, but their pop songs are just as strong! And I just feel very refreshed when I listen to Gugigi. It's such a happy song! BiS has a ton of abrasive and serious songs, but there's this very laidback happy sound that Gugigi has. There are even parts where the song sounds kind of bubbly! I don't know, there's not much else I can say about Gugigi. Insert something about nice composition or arrangement. Honestly, I just get good vibes whenever I listen to Gugigi. It's a nice B-side! Something that disappointed me about BiS's B-sides is that very few of them made it to their albums, especially for Brand-new Idol Society and Idol is Dead. Who Killed Idol? got a few. It really is a shame, because BiS released some strong B-sides. And there's such a nice variety with the B-sides too! Not every BiS B-side worked, but they all stand out. Gugigi stands out as one of BiS's happier, calmer songs. Gugigi isn't even the strongest B-side on this list! It is one of many to come so let us proceed onward!

18. Split Brain Syndrome

See? I told you there were more B-sides to come. This one's from My Ixxx! The title alone is enough to land Split Brain Syndrome in my top 20 BiS songs. But there's more to it than just a cool name! Over BiS's tenure, a lot of the songs I liked best from them were their rock-oriented. There aren't anywhere near as many alternative/rock idol groups as I would like, and BiS stood out in that respect. So yes, Split Brain Syndrome follows in the trend BiS's other rock-ish songs like Blew and PPCC and Lullaby. I always liked the vocals of Split Brain Syndrome. The girls sound so energetic when they sing this song, although that's partially thanks to a fast arrangement. My favorite parts of Split Brain Syndrome are when the singing speeds up in the chorus. I think it gives this sporadic, crazy feel to the song, and a song like Split Brain Syndrome needs a little bit of craziness. I like that Split Brain Syndrome doesn't sound too insane either, like StupiG did. Good god, that song is a mess. Back to Split Brain Syndrome, this song has all the energy that made BiS work so well and just a hint of the craziness that would come back in their later B-sides. It's my favorite B-side of the three on My Ixxx (honorable mention to Animal though) and definitely one of BiS's B-sides I'd recommend!

17. Our Song

Another cover (there are several on this list), although thankfully not a cover of the Taylor Swift song of the same name. No, this Our Song was originally by Osawa Shinichi. I actually love the original version, but I never would have known it even existed without hearing BiS's version. What I always liked about BiS's covers (even the ones that didn't make it to this list) is how BiS puts their own spin on each one. Like Demo Sayonara, had the gritty synths, and DenDen Passion had more of a hard rock edge then the original. And you know, BiS didn't sing it like chipmunks. Back to Our Song, BiS's version is a lot less upbeat than the original. Their version also sounds very muddled and noisy. Our Song sounds like a mishmash of grunge and dream pop, and to me, it's one of BiS's most distinctive songs. The song sounds so downtrodden and pretty at the same time, and back in 2012, I was kind of going through a grunge phase. And Our Song takes me back to when I was waiting for the entire Idol is Dead album to leak. I remember going crazy wanting to hear the album. Our Song was one of the first songs off the album that was leaked in full, and for some reason, that's a very clear memory of mine. I guess because that was when I really became a fan of BiS.

16. Thousand Volts

BiS's first album Brand-new Idol Society took awhile to grow on me. It's not that I thought it was a bad album, but I was much more impressed with Idol is Dead. And so Brand-new Idol Society kind of got cast off to the side. In recent months, I have listened to the album more, and it's really grown on me! One of my favorite songs off the album is Thousand Volts (or Southern Bolt depending on which romanization works). The general sound of Brand-new Idol Society is definitely closer to pop than their other two albums, but Thousand Volts is one of the more rock-ish songs on the album. Yeah, it's still pop rock, but that doesn't mean it isn't fun! Thousand Volts has a few quirks to it, like the record scratches thrown around in the instrumental. The song brings me back to early 2000s pop rock for some reason like Smash Mouth... Did I really just compare a BiS song to Smash Mouth? Whatever Thousand Volts sound similar to, I still think the song is fun! And while I love BiS's serious and edgy songs, I also like their lighter songs too! Thousand Volts sounds so easygoing and fun. That's the vibe I get from a lot of the songs off of Brand-new Idol Society. Thousand Volts is a personal favorite of mine, simply because I enjoy listening to it.

15. MMGK

Admittedly, Who Killed Idol? is probably my least favorite of BiS's three albums. Don't get me wrong, it's still got a few highlights. One of them being MMGK. MMGK dabbles into a more electronic sound for BiS, and I think it works really well. The riff at the beginning makes for such a strong opening and the rest of the song maintains a high level of energy. What I always liked about BiS is that they balanced electronica and rock really well in their songs, and that especially stands for MMGK. I also love the pacing of MMGK. The vocals go by really fast, and it's like you're getting swept up into this wave of crazy electronic rock music. I'll bet this was one of the crowd-pumping songs at concerts! I jam enough to MMGK in my car, can you imagine how crazy it must be with other people around? MMGK goes hard but not to the point where it's abrasive. My biggest problem with the other electronic songs on Who Killed Idol? (mainly StupiG and Error) was how abrasive they sounded. Like someone was mashing a hammer against my skull. MMGK is just right. It's not too messy, still maintains an earworm of a melody, and is long enough to hold my attention. Of the album tracks on Who Killed Idol?, MMGK is definitely the top one I'd recommend.

14. Ash

Speaking of electronica!BiS, here's Ash! A lot of what I said about MMGK can also be applied to Ash. But I think Ash is a little more all-over-the-place than MMGK is. I mean, I'm not even sure how the hell to describe Ash. Yes, it's got a ton of synths but there are also parts where it sounds closer to metal? All I know is that Ash reminds me of something I'd hear out of a cypberpunk movie. Which is pretty damn cool. Ash is such a hectic, energetic song. The song is frighteningly loud and doesn't relent on that loudness until the song stops playing. While BiS's more hardcore/metal songs usually didn't resonate with me, I took to Ash much better than I thought I would. I think that may be because there is still a clear melody to Ash that's buried under synths and growls and loud noises jam-packed into three minutes and twenty-five seconds of insanity. There's a lot of energy to Ash too, which is always something I admire in a song. The song sounds effing crazy, and the music video doesn't let up on the craziness. Ash is crazy in the same way that watching an explosion is crazy. And then Ash ends all that craziness with what? A fart noise! It's equal parts hilarious and stupid, but I think that describes a lot of BiS's antics. I may never know what to completely make of Ash, but I love listening to it all the same.

13. Mirror Mirror

Technically, this song isn't a BiS release. The song was a collaboration between BiS and alternative/experimental/orchestral band Vampillia for their album, The Divine Move. For the album, Vampillia collaborated with a variety of unconventional artists, including Togawa Jun! BiS contributed their vocals to two of the album songs, this one and Oops we did it again. Of the two, I prefer Mirror Mirror. I'm not even sure what to categorize Mirror Mirror as. The song is five minutes long and crams in so many different sounds and vocals; it's beautifully chaotic. Mirror Mirror starts out sounding like a church chorus, but then the song swings back and forth between soft delicate melodies and brutal screams and snarling. It's a little unsettling. I'm pretty sure that's what Vampillia was going for! Mirror Mirror took awhile to grow on me because of how dissonant it sounds, but over time, I really appreciated the whiplash of sound. I wish BiS had done more collaborations with Vampillia. I think they could have produced some pretty amazing stuff if Mirror Mirror's anything to go by. Oh well, as things are, Mirror Mirror is calculated chaos, the kind that you can't bring yourself to get away from. The collaboration with Vampillia makes Mirror Mirror one of BiS's most original songs.

12. Elegant no Kaibutsu

So has anyone heard of vaporwave? I swear it must be a buzzword these days, because I keep bumping into that term everywhere. Maybe that's because I've been listening to a lot of Especia these days... Anyways, I still don't 100% get vaporwave. From what I've read, it's a tongue-in-cheek approach to 80s pop and features album art that looks like it was created with Photoshop and Microsoft Clip Art. Anyways, I bring this up because I just found out a few months ago that Elegant no Kaibutsu is a vaporwave song. And I think Teenage Flavor is too, but that song didn't make the list. Elegant no Kaibutsu is a cover originally by an also-defunct band called Spank Happy. Funny enough Pour Lui covered Elegant no Kaibutsu as a solo single before going on to form BiS. I don't have the original to compare BiS's Elegant no Kaibutsu to, but I love the BiS version. At the time, I liked Elegant no Kaibutsu because it sounded so different compared to the other songs on Brand-new Idol Society. It had a funkier, quirkier sound, like something I'd hear from Cyndi Lauper. Then came my aforementioned discovery of vaporwave. I may not have a firm grasp on vaporwave, but I do think that Elegant no Kaibutsu is a cool song that would fit right in with an 80s hairspray commercial.

11. Tofu

BiS was never big on releasing digital singles, but of the few they did, Tofu was my favorite! Yum, Tofu. Honestly, I am not a big fan of tofu, but I love the song! Tofu's a pop rock song, like many BiS songs. And... that's pretty much all I have to say about it. I like how Tofu sounds, and it's a happy song from BiS. Yep. Very articulate song description, I know. Well, one other thing I do like about Tofu is the lineup around this time. If I recall correctly, UK had just left the group leaving BiS a trio yet again. Yufu was one of my favorite members of BiS, and I love hearing her voice in Tofu. It really is a shame that she and Pour Lui got along so poorly. Then came the Avex label and two new members; the five-member lineup of Pour Lui, Nozomi, Yufu, Mitchel, and Wacky is my favorite BiS lineup. I do get nostalgic thinking about the one around Tofu though. I think Idol was around the time when BiS started experimenting more and more, and Tofu's one of their last safer-sounding songs. Safe doesn't always equate to bad, and I enjoy listening to Tofu a lot. It's a happy song that gets me nostalgic for the older BiS. Although now I think many of BiS's songs are going to invoke nostalgia in me. Overall, Tofu's just a sweet, likable pop rock song from BiS.

10. Yah Yah Yah

I swear Yah Yah Yah is the last cover on this list! From here on out, it's original BiS music! Yah Yah Yah was originally by Chage and Aska, a duo formed in 1979. Their version of Yah Yah Yah was released way back in 1993, and it's a fun song! The two guys singing the song sound really into it. A lot of the covers I've listed on here I liked because they sounded so different from the original version. But BiS's cover of Yah Yah Yah retains pretty much the same upbeat nature of the original.  I can't spot many differences between the original and the cover. There are probably some compositional differences, but I don't have the ear trained to listen for those. As much as I loved hearing BiS put their own spin on various songs, Yah Yah Yah is refreshingly close to the original song. I don't even think I'd want BiS to change much about Yah Yah Yah, because the original version is a really great song. It's a bright, sunny rock song, and BiS's version puts me in a great mood. And it's easy to sing along to. Most of the song is pretty much just singing "Yah Yah Yah." Even a non-Japanese speaker can learn that! Primal was one of BiS's best singles, and Yah Yah Yah is one of two B-sides on it that particularly stand out to me. It's one of BiS's more feel-good songs, which is nice!

9. Mura-Mura

DiE is a decent BiS song but pales in comparison to B-side Mura-Mura. And that's not even factoring in the music video. Mura-Mura's PV was definitely one of the stranger ones from BiS. It involve satirizing the Minegishi Minami shaved head scandal and then kidnapping a random fan. And a face in a Pour Lui's crotch spewing out white liquid. The song does mean "horny" in Japanese... In their later years, BiS branched out to a lot of different sounds and gimmicks. Some didn't work as well as others, but they were always interesting. Mura-Mura is BiS's foray into ska. I haven't listened to a ton of ska, but I have listened to enough to enjoy the genre of music. And hearing BiS take on ska was something I never thought I'd hear them do! The final result was immensely enjoyable, entertaining too! Mura-Mura sounds equal parts playful and energetic and a little crazy. That brass in the instrumental fuels on the energy, which is part of what I think made Mura-Mura work so well. I love how the song starts by pretty much bursting to life then stays that way until the very end! Special mention again to the batshit-crazy music video. It's definitely not for everyone to watch but it does leave an impression... But hey, so does the song! Mura-Mura is a ton of fun, and if you like ska, check it out!

8. hide out cut

I am a sucker for pianos. The prettier they sound, the faster they're going to reel me in. Even shitty piano songs still appeal to me just a little bit. Hide out cut is my second favorite BiS B-side and mainly because of that beautiful instrumental. I wish I had sheet music to Hide out cut, because I would love to learn that melody. And the rest of the song is beautiful. Hide out cut isn't exactly a ballad; the tempo's too quick to be one. Hide out cut is an emotional song, and I think that's propelled by the vocal delivery of the girls of BiS. The original song has a little more of an impact than the re-recorded Who Killed Idol? version, but both recordings still sound emotional. The only off-putting aspect of Hide out cut are the lyrics. BiS released a few songs that they sang in English, Hide out cut included. The only problem is the English lyrics... make absolutely no sense. Like seriously, look. Parts of it I get but other parts just need to be re-worked entirely. When I first reviewed Hide out cut, the lyrics really bothered me. Now though, I don't care. I still love this song, strange, nonsensical lyrics and all. The composition of Hide out cut is pretty enough to transcend the lyrics. So if you can get past those lyrics, I strongly recommend listening to Hide out cut, especially if you're looking for a prettier BiS song.

7. PPCC

Ah, memories. I remember the teaser videos for PPCC involves the girls dancing in underwear labeled "PPCC." Those were later revealed to be swimsuits, but nobody realized that at the time. PPCC was BiS's first side under a major label, and I was so worried at the time how switching to Avex would affect their sound. Luckily, PPCC was a much-needed confirmation that the BiS we knew and love wasn't going anywhere. This song rocks. There are many BiS songs that do, but PPCC gets a special trophy for being a song that rocks. And PPCC does it so effortlessly. PPCC has an amazing buildup to an even more amazing hook. Pero-Pero-Chuu-Chuu (I can't say it out loud, I have to sing it out loud) is such a perfect hook. And the rest of PPCC is just as great as that chorus hook. It's fun, it rocks, and did I mention the music video? I can't talk about PPCC without talking about the music video. It's one of my favorite BiS PVs and one of my favorite summer PVs in general. While Final Dance was a good effort from BiS, the PV for PPCC is bloody, violent, and the first introduction of BiS's spiked baseball bats. It's probably the most un-summer summer PV an idol group's released, but that's part of its charm. PPCC was BiS's entrance to a major label, and it was a memorable one.

6. Hitoribocchi

BiS didn't release a ton of ballads, but of the few they did, I like them all. I've always said what I like in a ballad is emotion. Don't give me something that sounds soft and full unless I want to fall asleep. I like my ballads to have some life in them. And I think that's why I love Hitoribocchi so much. The song is definitely a rock ballad, which also plays to my favor. I think it may even be more of an alternative-rock ballad. I'm reminded of The Smiths or The Cure during parts of Hitoribocchi which isn't a bad thing at all. What carries Hitoribocchi though is the vocal delivery. To put it plainly,  the girls sing their hearts out. They carry such clear, unbridled emotion when they sing Hitoribocchi, especially in that final chorus. Even the music video is about them trying to complete a 100km and the obstacles that come with that. Hitoribocchi is a loud ballad, yet there is this strange tenderness to it. The quieter bits in Hitoribocchi give me chills, like the singing before the final chorus. Hitoribocchi is raw and emotional but also a beautiful ballad. I think the members of BiS writing the lyrics to Hitoribocchi adds to the emotion of the song as well. I've heard a lot of J-pop ballads, and Hitoribocchi is ones of my favorites, maybe even more now that BiS has disbanded.

5. Chelsea

There are so many great album tracks off of Idol is Dead. Hell, I probably could have just put the whole album in this list. But my absolute favorite song off the album is Chelsea. Chelsea is fast-paced, fun, and freaking crazy. If you like punk, I enthusiastically recommend checking Chelsea out. Chelsea is BiS at their punk-rockest, and they completely own this song. I do wish BiS had done more punk songs. The sound really worked for them. The chorus of Chelsea is the best part of the entire song. It is insanely catchy. The best part though is the final rendition of the chorus when the key changes, and the song starts building up and sounding even crazier. The final thirty seconds of the album is pretty much the girls just screaming and ad-libbing whatever they want. It's amazing; I could bang my head to that last part all day. And then the song is over. Chelsea is around three-minutes long but feels more like a minute and a half. I think the length of the song works. Chelsea's meant to be a fast song! Idol is Dead had a ton of memorable songs on it, but Chelsea was the first one that instantly stuck in my memory. The song is equal parts fun and crazy, and that was when BiS's music worked best. Who knows who Chelsea is, but the song is the bomb.

4. Eat it

I wish this B-side made it onto one of BiS's albums. Even their best-of album would have sufficed. Eat it doesn't deserve to be only a B-side off of Primal. Okay yeah, BiS Kaidan covered it, but that doesn't count. You know how I was saying that Chelsea had the buildup of craziness? Well, Eat it also has one and bumps it up to eleven. With BiS's crazy songs, even their more disturbingly crazy songs, despite being somewhat terrified, I could never pull myself away from them. Eat it starts out with an eerie music box accompanied by static, my first sign that this song was going to be freaky. But then as the song goes on, Eat it sounds catchy and has a strong chorus and buildup. Then very slowly, the song gets weirder and weirder. After the second chorus, there's this creepy chanting. Topping it all off, the members of BiS spend the end of the song screaming their heads off. Then it's over. Eat it sounds like the kind of song I'd hear in a horror film. An exploitation horror film like Planet Terror or something. And yet... I love this song. There is something about Eat it that keeps me coming back. Maybe it's the delivery. Maybe the energy. Maybe the sheer freakiness. It's one of the BiS songs I could more easily see Togawa Jun singing. Actually... maybe that's why I love Eat it so much.

3. Nerve

From here on are all the songs that I included on my 50 favorite idol songs list. I know, kind of a spoiler, but what can I do? I do feel like I'm repeating myself at this point though. Besides, what can I really say about Nerve that hasn't already been said? Well... BiS did a Nerve dance video project! Via Youtube, various idol groups (and random people) all uploaded videos of themselves dancing to a snippet of Nerve. Even groups like Bellring Shoujo Heart and Tokyo Girls' Style got in on the action! I may have even done a video... Anyways, watching all these different idol groups dancing to Nerve was so heartwarming. I think it was a fun little sendoff to BiS. And what other song would they have used than Nerve? I think every idol group has that one song that's their "staple." This staple is either a fan-favorite, gets performed at concerts a lot, has many different version, or some combination of those three (for instance: Perfume's Polyrhythm, Morning Musume's Love Machine). Nerve is BiS's staple song. And I can see why. It has a fun, swinging beat and a melody that stays with you. Nerve did start getting a little overemphasized towards BiS's disbandment, but in the end, I still love Nerve. I love every incarnation of it, from the very first one to the final lineup version.

2. My Ixxx

My Ixxx was the first BiS song I ever listened to. Also, it was the first music video I ever saw from them. Together, My Ixxx left a very strong impression on me. My Ixxx showed me that there are more to idol groups than just AKB48 and Hello! Project. There's a complete underbelly of idols all over the spectrum, from conventional and friendly to strange and grotesque. BiS often leaned toward the latter, but had I never discovered BiS, I may have never even branched out into looking at the weirder idol groups on the market. Even without the nostalgia of My Ixxx, I still love the song. My Ixxx doesn't pull as many sounds out as some of the songs on this list. In comparison, My Ixxx is actually one of BiS's tamer songs. It's pop-rock, a genre of music that can either sound completely generic or surprisingly pleasant. My Ixxx just works well. The vocals are weirdly laidback, with the instrumental sounding more driven, and that all works. The song goes really well with the music video. Despite all the controversy surrounding it, I always liked the PV for My Ixxx. Was it controversy-invoking? Sure, but I found it to be very artsy. And the girls looked so carefree in it! My Ixxx is a song that strikes a lot of memories for me, while also being a great song. That is why My Ixxx is one of my favorites.

1. Primal

And at number one is Primal. God, I love this song. I really love this song. Obviously, that's a no-brainer, but sometimes I sit back and think to myself, "Man, Primal is a wonderful song." But why do I love Primal so much? Because it sounds so raw, so powerful. The riff in the beginning sets the serious, emotional tone, and the rest of Primal is the girls singing like the world is going to end. The vocals or Primal are what make the song. The way the girls sing it hits me with such emotion. I get chills when I listen to Primal; even after playing it a bajillion times, I still do. When I listened to Primal, that's when I knew that I wanted to be a fan of BiS. Primal is BiS at their most brutal and most vulnerable. The music videos emphasizes that. The PV for Primal stands out just as much as the song with too-close-for-comfort home footage and the girls shoving cameras down their throats. It's disturbing and poignant at the same time, and I don't think BiS was ever able to capture that in a music video again. BiS has done crazy and weird, but Primal feels like something much more raw. For that, I love Primal. It's my favorite BiS song and ultimately, one of my favorite idol songs. Even if you never listen to another BiS song in your life, I at least recommend listening to this one.

BiS went through a lot of changes in their career from lineups to labels to music. Going through the songs on this list, I realized that the many faces and sounds of BiS were what helped make them such a great group. I'm gonna miss their variety. So how you other BiS fans holding up post-disbandment? And what are your favorite BiS songs? While we're at it, what your least favorite BiS songs?

50 Idol Songs I Adore

I think every idol fan has their own collection of idol songs that they adore. Some have very small lists with only a few different groups. Others have colossal lists with songs from all kinds of idol groups.

My list has fifty songs.

And no, I did not include Perfume songs in that list. Otherwise half the spots would be filled with Perfume songs. I'm just using a concert pic of them for this post's thumbnail. A fan's list of personal favorites is something that can be very intimate. What I've noticed from favorites lists if that they reflect the kinds of music a person leans toward to, what they look for in an idol group. While I've always had my own list of favorites, I've never really thought to share it with anyone. One, because it's fifty songs, and two, because I just never really thought anyone would be interested. But a reader sweetly asked if I would do just that, so perhaps I was wrong! And besides, I've been writing on the Wonderland for over two and half years now. It's probably about time I listed my favorite idol songs! Of course, first I have to figure out what those songs are. I didn't have a list written down; I mean, the songs are all in my iTunes library, so I guess that helped. Even with that, making a list this big is still a challenge. I think the highest number I've ever done for a list is twenty? Fifty is over double that. But I just have a lot of idol songs that I've grown to love, that I never get tired of listening to. But compiling all those songs into one post is one hell of a task.

I also hesitate to make a list of my favorite idol songs, because I feel like that list changes as each year goes by. Newer songs come out that I end up liking just as much as some the older songs. And then the matter of ranking all those songs? There are a very minute handful of songs I know where to rank, but everything else depends on what kind of mood I'm in. If I'm more biased toward serious songs, I'm gonna end up ranking them higher and vice-versa with more lighthearted songs. So I've thought long and hard about my long list of favorite idol songs. I've revised this list several times, switching songs around, and adding and deleting other songs. Honestly, it's difficult for me to rank most of these songs because they're all amazing. The songs on this list are the ones I'd give five apples, the ones I find to be the most enjoyable. They're my favorite songs from a variety of idol groups, all with different concepts and images. Comparing songs that can be different from each other but still good isn't an easy task. Nonetheless, I think I've done it. But I ask you to keep in mind that this is a very malleable ranking of songs; the only ones I've solidly ranked are my top 5.

Before we get to my 50 favorite idol songs, I have a few that came close to making that list. Even if they're not on the list, these songs are all very good, and I highly recommend listening to them.

Honorable Mentions

- Eat it by BiS
- Go! Go! Heaven by Speed
- Kizuitara Kataomoi by Nogizaka46
- Make New World by Curumi Chronicle
- Mushi no Onna by Togawa Jun
- Namida no Regret by Scandal
- Oogoe Diamond by AKB48
- Otome Pasta ni Kandou by Tanpopo
- Shabondama by Morning Musume
- Uchouten Love by S/mileage
- UFO by Pink Lady

And now the big fifty. Because there are fifty songs on this list, I'm just going to briefly go over why I like each one. Otherwise I'd drive myself crazy trying to write so much. So bear with me, because even with the shortened blurbs, this is still a very long list. I'd say there's a prize if you make it all the way to the end, but there's nothing I can give away. Well, grab a glowstick and pop in some earbuds, and let's get started!

50. Nicola by Vanilla Beans - Starting the list is a song from a group I don't talk about that much. Still, I think it is so thoughtful that Vanilla Beans decided to pay tribute to one of the greatest inventors of all time, Nikola Tesla! Oh, wait a minute. This song isn't about the Serbian inventor. But it is a very nice song! I don't follow Vanilla Beans very closely, but I do like a lot of stuff off their VaniBest album, especially this song! Nicola is such a soothing song. The vocals alone could put you right to sleep. I mean that in a good way! There's just this sophistication and retro class to Nicola, like something you'd hear in a 1960s commercial for air freshener.

49. Suki-chan by S/mileage - There's something depressing about listening to 4nin S/mileage songs these days. Even so, that doesn't deter me from completely avoiding my personal favorite S/mileage song, the bright and happy Suki-chan. I think Suki-chan really encompasses what made 4nin S/mileage work so well. Suki-chan is cheerful and cute, delving into one of the most innocent of concepts: having a crush! There's something that's so adorable about Suki-chan, and I think that comes from the way S/mileage sings this song. The girls were all so young at the time. It really is crazy how much S/mileage has changed since Suki-chan...

48. Sailor Fuku wo Nugasanaide by Onyanko Club - So Aki-P's been writing catchy but dirty songs for awhile now! Actually, Sailor Fuku wo Nugasanaide isn't anywhere near as explicit as I thought it was going to be. I mean, yes, the song is about sex, but in the same way that Virgin love was about sex. And honestly, I kind of like the lyrics. They're actually a pretty good summation of how any teenage girl has felt during at least one part of adolescence. And besides, the song is really catchy. Sailor Fuku wo Nugasanaide kind of has this 1950s sound to it. Which I suppose only adds to the lyrical irony!

47. Ya・Me・Te! by Especia - Speaking of retro music, here's Especia! I really need to get more into Especia, especially since Ya・Me・Te! is such an awesome song! They're an idol group that lives in the 80s, and as someone who enjoys her fair share of 80s pop music, Ya・Me・Te! is right up my alley! The big appeal of Ya・Me・Te! to my ears is how retro it sounds. I mean, it's not retro-inspired, it literally sounds like something that came out of the 80s. With all that brass and funk, and some really good vocals to boot, Ya・Me・Te! is totally gnarly! That's 80s slang, right? Okay, I'm going back to the present.

46. Love like candy floss by SweetS - Sometimes I wonder how SweetS would have turned out if they'd stuck around longer. I guess Tokyo Girls' Style stands for what SweetS would look like in the future. Actually, TGS covered Love like candy floss, but in my opinion, the original stands supreme. You just can't beat the instrumental in the original version! I love how light Love like candy floss sounds. That's kind of a weird word to describe the song, but everything about the song just sounds very light. And yet Love like candy floss has that same maturity that many SweetS songs had, but I think Love like candy floss handles that mature sound best!

45. Urahara by Buono! - I could have put a lot of songs off of We Are Buono! on this list, but my favorite track is Urahara. It's one of the more laid-back songs on the album, but it still has the trademark pop-rock sound that made Buono! such a great unit. Urahara is an incredibly pretty song, and I think it nails the laidback sound that other Buono! songs like Take It Easy! and Natsu Dakara! were trying to do. My favorite part is the chorus; there's this yearning captured in the chorus, both musically and lyrically. Speaking of lyrics, I think Urahara's are also a strong aspect of this song. But then again, there aren't exactly any weak points in this song.

44. Konwaku Confuse by 9nine - I think the more popular 9nine song would be Shining Star, but personally, I like Konwaku Confuse better. What I love about Konwaku Confuse is that it sounds like what I like to call space pop. This is music that sounds like it should be playing in some Star Trek-esque future where everything is bright and cars fly. There's also a bit of a fantasy vibe to Konwaku Confuse. This is a very uplifting song, and I always feel like leaving this planet when I listen to it. Also, the vocal arrangement in Konwaku Confuse is wonderful. Overall, Konwaku Confuse is pretty in the same way the galaxy can be pretty.

43. Ijime, Dame, Zettai by Babymetal - As I have stated before, I am not the biggest fan of Babymetal. Or metal music. I guess that's why I like Ijime, Dame, Zettai so much; it's not as metal-y as some of Babymetal's other songs. There's this beautiful piano that opens Ijime, Dame, Zettai, and most of the song leans more toward hard rock, which I can handle better than metal. I also really like the anti-bullying message of Ijime, Dame, Zettai. I mean, it's good to have positive messages in music! As I have said before, I also love Suzuka's voice, and she absolutely rocks in Ijime, Dame, Zettai. Can she get a solo career already?

42. Fashion Monster by Kyarypamyupamyu - Yes, technically, Kyarypamyupamyu doesn't consider herself an idol but... Fuck it, I'm keeping Fashion Monster on the list. Since I reviewed it way back in the olden days, Fashion Monster has grown on me. A lot. I even got used to the overly high notes in the chorus! Because holy shit, this song is catchy. And it's spoooooky! Okay, not really, but it's fun and Halloween-themed. Come to think it, there were several Halloween-themed songs in 2012. Fashion Monster is quirky without being annoying or falling into the pitfalls of other Kyary songs. Besides, it's just a fun song!

41. Kanashiki Heaven by C-ute - I feel kind of bad having Kanashiki Heaven on this list, since it's less of a C-ute song and more of an Airi/Chissa song. Nonetheless, it's still my favorite C-ute song, and I'm looking forward to the single version on C-ute's upcoming single. The highlight of Kanashiki Heaven for me is definitely the vocals. I love both Airi and Chissa's voices, and they blend really well in Kanashiki Heaven. Particularly when they're harmonizing. The acoustic sound is also really nice in comparison to the dance pop singles C-ute's been throwing out lately.

40. Mister by Kara - Ah, Mister takes me back to Kara's early days in Japan. It's funny how they started with a more K-pop sound in Japan then started doing more J-pop sounding stuff and then lost three members! Through Kara's colorful release history, Mister is still my favorite J-pop single of theirs. I also like Go Go Summer! and Jumping, but not as much as Mister. I think what appeals to me about Mister is that it's not exactly a cute song, but it sounds very... flirtatious? There's just this sass in the delivery of the song, which is only accentuated by the famous butt dance for Mister. Butts or not, I still think Mister is one of Kara's best songs.

39. Next flight by Passpo - I miss The Airline Trilogy. Especially Next flight, which was the song that made me think Passpo was worth looking into. Next flight is much more rock compared to the rest of Passpo's discography, so this was probably the wrong song to get into Passpo with. But damn, I can't help if this song freaking rocks! I mean, it starts with that sick guitar solo and then the vocals come in all serious and hardcore! And even if the song is super-hardcore for Passpo, it still has a surprisingly uplifting chorus. So the best song to represent Passpo? Nope. But a song that rocks? HELL YES!!!

38. Cherry Cherry Boom Boom by Weather Girls - If all of Weather Girls' songs packed as much of a punch as Cherry Cherry Boom Boom does, I'd probably follow them a lot more closely. Cherry Cherry Boom Boom, despite sounding like a the title of a porno, is catchy, energetic, and memorable. It is my favorite Weather Girls song. I'm not even sure how to describe Cherry Cherry Boom Boom. It's kind of a mix between pop and rock and maybe a little bit of Mideastern music? It's very different from the girlish hyper pop that Weather Girls usually releases, which only makes it stand out even more in their discography.

37. Neo Traveler by amU - It really is such a shame that amU didn't last longer than it did. They were a technopop idol duo! How cool is that!? Everything off their album Prism is a worthwhile listen, but my favorite track has to be Neo Traveler. If Aira Mitsuki and Saori@destiny were an idol duo (and no, Park of the Safari does not count), then I think their music would sound a lot like Neo Traveler. This song is one of the more futuristic-sounding tracks on the album, and I love all the little embellishments in it. My favorite part is when the vocals blend together! If you want some idol technopop, I highly recommend Neo Traveler.

36. Radar Man by Togawa Jun - I'm not sure which is better about Radar Man: the song itself or Jun's live performance of the song. You see, Jun wore a robotic arm for Radar Man. In 1984. A robot arm. I could just leave it at that, but Radar Man is also such a great song. It has all the melodramatics that make Togawa Jun such an interesting singer. Most of what makes Radar Man such an awesome song is the way Jun delivers in going from delicate high notes to harsh screaming to loud belting then back to operatic singing. Add to the bombastic catchiness of the chorus, I can imagine Radar Man was one hell of a song to see live.

35. Zetsumetsu Kurokami Shoujo by NMB48 - I don't really get what this song is about (the correct title should be Extinct Red-Haired Girl), but I don't really care either. Because the disco is strong in Zetsumetsu Kurokami Shoujo. NMB48 bounced onto the scene with this song, and I don't think they've managed to top it since. There is so much energy in Zetsumetsu Kurokami Shoujo, and the song has such a distinctive sound compared to all of NMB48's other work. I think Zetsumetsu Kurokami Shoujo would make a really good party song. I just want to get up and dance when I hear this song!

34. Special Generation by Berryz Koubou - Like Zetsumetsu Kurokami Shoujo, Special Generation also has a ton of energy. And that makes it awesome. Special Generation is practically iconic in Berryz Koubou's discography and for good reason. In my opinion, it's the song that sums up their image the best. It's got all the quirkiness and fun that Berryz excels at. And it's a song delivered by the world's sassiest middle schoolers. Seriously, I wish I had this much sass in middle school. Even if Berryz has been floundering in their more recent years, songs like Special Generation remind me that there are times when they can crank out something great.

33. Gotta Getcha by Bump.y - It really is such a shame that Bump.y is disbanding. I didn't follow them closely, but they did have a few songs I really liked. Such as Gotta Getcha! I may be cheating considering Gotta Getcha is technically a cover of some K-pop song. I didn't hear the original song, but I think the cover is so cool! I can tell it was originally a K-pop song; it has some facets of one like random rapping and ad libbing notes. But I think Bump.y handles this song well, and they deliver a really fast-paced, fist-pumping song. Gotta Getcha really is a standout among Bump.y's discography and nothing like their other music.

32. Melodies by GAM - Melodies is such a remembered song! I mean, that's why everyone remembers it, right? Because the song is so gosh darn good? Riiiiiight? Yeah, I'll save the music video for another discussion. On its own, Melodies is memorable enough! First of all, you've got Fujimoto Miki and Matsuura Aya harmonizing like masters. Those two alone make for a great duo. And Melodies is a pretty song. There's something very girlish about Melodies, mainly in the instrumental. I love the breaks where Melodies sounds very light and delicate like a frilly little pastry. Oh, if only GAM could have stuck around longer...

31. Wani to Shampoo by Momoiro Clover Z - Like with We Are Buono!, I could put many, many more track from Battle and Romance on this list. In fact, there's one more further down! But my favorite album track on Battle and Romance is the batshit-crazy Wani to Shampoo. Funny enough, when I first listened to this song, it was like someone set off a bunch of fireworks. Composed by Hyadain, Wani to Shampoo is unbelievably insane. In fact, me telling you isn't enough; you have to listen to Wani to Shampoo to realize how insane it is. But it's a good kind of insane. The kind of insane you get from inhaling a pack of Crystal Light (don't do that, by the way).

30. Mr. Moonlight ~Ai no Big Band~ by Morning Musume - One word: Yossie. Good god, Yoshizawa Hitomi made this song. Of course, what else made Mr. Moonlight was the style. As the title indicates, this is a song done in the style of big band mixed with J-pop. Mr. Moonlight sounds big. The band used for this song absolutely kills it, and Abe Natsumi, Goto Maki, and of course, the ladykiller herself Yoshizawa Hitomi completely own this song. I would actually really love for someone to choreograph a partner dance to this song, because Mr. Moonlight is just begging for that. So hey, someone make that happen.

29. Dareka no Sei ni wa Shinai by SKE48 - For a very long time, I thought that SKE48 was the '48 group that got solely happy, cheerful songs, never foraying into serious territory. First, Kataomoi Finally proved me wrong. Then I found out about Dareka no Sei ni wa Shinai. For SKE48, Dareka no Sei ni wa Shinai is one of their most serious songs. And that's not even factoring in the music video. My personal nickname for the Dareka no Sei ni wa Shinai is Les Miserables: SKE48 Style. There's something about the sad tone of Dareka no Sei ni wa Shinai that really gets me into it. I'm not completely sure what that something is yet.

28. Shunkan Sentimental by Scandal - Another group that isn't really considered an idol group; I practically have a list by now! Shunkan Sentimental was actually the song that got me into Scandal. I heard a snippet on a Youtube video, and from there, I discovered Scandal's other songs! Shunkan Sentimental isn't my absolute favorite Scandal song, but it's definitely high up there. I love how dark and edgy Shunkan Sentimental is, and I really wish Scandal would do this more rock-oriented style of music more often. Shunkan Sentimental is a heavy song, but it's a heavy song that rocks harder than anything Scandal's put out recently.

27. Rottara Rottara by Buono! - Perfume may have been the group that got me into J-pop, but Buono! was the group that got me into idols. Both groups being trios is merely a coincidence. Rottara Rottara was the first idol song I ever listened to, and I instantly loved it. Rottara Rottara is one of Buono!'s pop-rock songs, and hoo boy, is it catchy. In fact, had Rottara Rottara not been as catchy as it was, I may never have gotten into idol music. Luckily, Rottara Rottara is all-around an amazing song with a perfect chorus that only emphasizes how perfect the rest of the song is. Gosh, just listening to Rottara Rottara brings back memories.

26. Konna Watashi de Yokattara by Kikkawa Yuu - If Kikka released more songs like Konna Watashi de Yokattara, I may follow her more closely. But I don't know if she can even duplicate the formula that made Konna Watashi de Yokattara such a great song. Part of why I love this song is because it's so different. It's still an idol song, yes, but there are so many parts of it that you would think wouldn't work but somehow do. Like the sing talking, and all the different verses in it. This song should have sounded way too busy, but somehow came out as Kikka's best song. And since then, Kikka hasn't come close to Konna Watashi de Yokattara's level of greatness.

25. Science Girl Silence Boy by Kagaku Kyumei Kiko Logica - I don't know how, but I keep finding Sakura Gakuin subunits that are cooler than Sakura Gakuin. One of those being their science-themed subunit Kagaku Kyumei Kiko Logica. It's really a pity that this group only released one single, and that was over two years ago. Science Girl Silence Boy is such an interesting little song, and surprisingly not very idol-sounding. I mean, it's not like BiS music or anything, but still. The lyrics are the best part of Science Girl Silence Boy with all these science references from graduated cylinders to Albert Einstein to H2O2. This song makes science sound fun!

24. Robokiss by W - How could I forget about the best duo to ever emerge from Hello! Project? Gosh, I could put so many W songs on this list... But my favorite has got to be Robokiss. Robokiss has all the mischief and zaniness that made W such a great duo. Also Aibon and Nono's great chemistry helped. I almost don't know what to say about Robokiss, because I feel like everyone knows it's a great song. I guess what I love about Robokiss is how playful it is. And as always, Aibon and Nono make a great vocal team. I do want to give special mention to the PV for Robokiss, because it's just as great as the song. Besides, Berryz Koubou backup dances in it!

23. Korekara Wonderland by AKB48 - I already went into why I love Korekara Wonderland once, so I'll just sum up what I said then. AKB48 has done a number of retro-style songs (one of the more popular ones being Koisuru Fortune Cookie), but Korekara Wonderland is the one that works the best. And no, I'm not just saying that because the title has the word "Wonderland" in it. Korekara Wonderland has this breeziness to it that makes me want to get down and boogie. Whoops, now I'm slipping into 70s slang! But really, Korekara Wonderland is such an enjoyable song, and I don't think AKB48 can ever top the retro fun of it.

22. Nerve by BiS - I don't know how I can even write about BiS without getting sidetracked into their disbandment. I just can't believe it's really- crap, I'm doing it again. Time to focus on Nerve! One of their first songs and one of their more popular ones, Nerve is great in all its renditions. It isn't my top BiS song, but it is in my top 3. But for the longest time, I've never really been able to figure out why. I just know that when I listen to it, I like it. I think what contributes to Nerve's personal appeal is that it gets in your head really easy. Especially that opening riff. I guess that's what I love about Nerve: how strangely memorable it is.

21. Doll by Scandal - Watching the music video for Doll makes me realize just how much Scandal has changed since then. So much that listening to Doll is like a nostalgia trip. Alongside Shoujo S and Scandal Baby, Doll is one of Scandal's more recognized songs. Which I am 110% okay with, because holy shit, this song rocks. I think Doll is more of a rock song than pop, but it still retains the pop-rock sound that made Scandal such a cool group to me. When I think of Scandal's sound, Doll is the song that always pops up in my head. Well, that and one other song we'll get to after a few more songs...

20. Roman ~My Dear Boy~ by Morning Musume - One of Morning Musume's strengths and weaknesses is how they leap around from sound to sound. Currently, they're riding the electropop wave, but when they released Roman ~My Dear Boy~ they forayed into a more rock sound. Okay, more like pop rock but still. That lasted for only one song, but I love Roman ~My Dear Boy~. I think what I love about Roman ~My Dear Boy~ is how uplifting it sounds. I originally thought the song was about defending yourself from politicians (thanks, music video) but it's more of a "do-your-best" type of song. But it is one of my favorite "do-your-best" songs!

19. Banzai Venus by SKE48 - What, you didn't seriously think the only SKE48 song on this list would be their depressing one, did you? Banzai Venus is one of my favorite idol singles overall, even if that Shirogumi B-side is the weakest of the three songs. If you asked me to describe SKE48 with one song, I would go with Banzai Venus. Because this song is SKE48 at their happiest and bubbliest. I mean, how could anyone hate Banzai Venus? That's like hating a puppy for jumping around and doing puppy things. Listening to Banzai Venus always puts me in a better mood, and then I end up humming it for the rest of the day.

18. Beginner by AKB48 - I was listening to the SNH48 version of Beginner the other day, and the mixing was terrible as usual. But the magical thing about Beginner is that shitty mixing or not, it's still one of their best songs. I just love the tone of Beginner; it was the first of AKB48's serious fall singles and still stands as the best. And I love the message of Beginner. Beginner is a very abrasive song, especially in the beginning, but then it makes this 180 into being an empowering song about overcoming challenges. The delivery of Beginner makes that message about not giving up ten times more memorable. And how can you forget that music video?

17. Connect by ClariS - Yes, I admit it. The only reason I know this song exists is because I watched Madoka Magica. Real kid-friendly anime by the way, I would recommend it to all small children under the age of eight. Regardless of Madoka's deceptive content, Connect is still a very pretty song. It sounds like your average anime theme, but I like that it's more orchestral. And the way the duo of ClariS sings it is also nice, particularly the key changes. Key changes can improve just about any song. Unless it was a shitty song in the first place. Connect, however, is not a shitty song. It's a beautiful song! And it makes me half of ClariS is leaving.

16. Kodou no Himitsu by Tokyo Girls' Style - Would you look at that! It's the song that got me into TGS! Actually, the music video was what got me into TGS, but Kodou no Himitsu helped! Kodou no Himitsu was the song that started them on the path of the 90s Avex sound and Royal Mirrorball Mixes. And while that sound's gotten a little repetitive over time, Kodou no Himitsu still stands as one of my favorite TGS songs. I think that's mostly because the melody of Kodou no Himitsu is so good. I watched the video for the first time and instantly remembered that kickass melody. And the rest, I suppose you could say, is history.

15. Seifuku ga Jama wo Suru by AKB48 - AKB48's Sailor Fuku wo Nugasanaide, only with more implications of underage sex! Fun for the whole family! Yes, Seifuku ga Jama wo Suru was/is controversial. In other breaking news, water is wet. Maybe I'd get more worked up about it if Seifuku ga Jama wo Suru was handled poorly, but I think it works really well. The song is serious, and it's only the music video that brings up the underage sex vibes. Lyrically, the song is an interesting look into the mind of a teenage girl and sex (even if said song was written by a middle-aged man). So is it creepy? A little, but only in the most fascinating ways.

14. Kids by Vanilla Beans - Another cover, this time a cover of a Western artist! Have any of you readers listened to MGMT? Well, Kids is their most popular song (and they will never play it at a concert again). And I love the original! It's one of my favorite English-language songs! I'm just not sure if I love the original or Vanilla Beans' version. I love that Vanilla Beans keeps the beat from the original but changes it to match their smoother, more refined style of music. As usual, the vocals are also just as soothing. And the girls' English isn't too shabby either! I guess I'm kind of cheating with a cover on the list, but Kids is such a good cover!

13. Sakura Nakimichi by Whiteberry - There are many idol sakura songs out there, but I don't really have much that I really love. Well, Sakura Nakimichi is one of those few that I do! First of all, Whiteberry is a wonderful band, and you should all check out their music. That being said, Sakura Nakimichi has the youthful cheeriness that so many other Whiteberry songs have. And that's pretty much why I love Sakura Nakimichi. It's so gosh darn happy. I always prefer happy sakura songs over sadder ones. Whiteberry's lead vocalist Yuki sings the song with such heart. Her voice isn't the best, but she sings so expressively, especially in Sakura Nakimichi.

12. Koko ni Iruzee! by Morning Musume - So here's my thing about happy songs. The happy songs that I like the best are the ones that have a ton of energy. And they also do this thing where they make me feel happy. To say that Koko ni Iruzee! is a happy song is an understatement. It is an exuberant song. All four minutes and twenty nine seconds of this song is pure, unleaded enthusiasm, and I love it. I love every minute of Koko ni Iruzee! especially the very last part. Morning Musume has done fifty shades of songs, but Koko ni Iruzee! will always be my favorite from them. It captures that exhilarating feeling of happiness perfectly.

11. Pinky Jones by Momoiro Clover Z - For the longest time, I didn't want to listen to Pinky Jones. I have no idea why, I guess I just wasn't interested. I was a fool. Pinky Jones, how do I even describe Pinky Jones... It's like someone took a bunch of different sounds from xylophones to bagpipes to Indian music and threw them all into a big giant pot. Then set the pot on fire. And I'm not sure where I'm going with this metaphor. What I'm trying to get at is that Pinky Jones is an irresistibly catchy song that has all the unbridled brightness of the Battle and Romance singles. It's my favorite track off Battle and Romance and my favorite MomoClo song.

10. 10nen Zakura by AKB48 - What a more appropriate song to have at #10 than 10nen Zakura? I swear I didn't put 10nen Zakura at #10 so I could do that. If you took a look at my top 20 AKB48 songs, then you'd know that 10nen Zakura is at #2. This is my favorite sakura song; it has all the happiness I love in sakura songs while still managing to be a little bit sad. 10nen Zakura is about graduating and the future, two very prominent topics for the average adolescent. And yet 10nen Zakura approaches the future with optimism, while still acknowledging the uncertainty of it. That's why I love this song so much.

9. My Ixxx by BiS - Oh man, I remember when the music video for My Ixxx stirred up all that controversy. It also introduced me to BiS, so I'm thankful for that controversy! I remember watching the video and taking more interesting in the song. Because music video aside, My Ixxx is a really great song. At the time, I liked it because it had a more alternative sound than other idol groups I was following. Even the vocals sounded different from what I was used to then (which keep in mind was lots and lots of Perfume. The vocals in My Ixxx sound kind of grainy but intentionally so. The atmosphere overall to My Ixxx makes the song a great listen.

8. Teck Teck Walk by Bellring Shoujo Heart - First things first, everything off of Bedhead is great, and you should go listen to that album. But in my opinion, the album's standout track is Teck Teck Walk. Teck Teck Walk is a positively ethereal song, with a hauntingly beautiful string melody that sounds similar to The Verve's Bittersweet Symphony. And then the vocals sound so dreamy and distant; it's one of the occasions where Bellring Shoujo Heart's shitty production works. Teck Teck Walk is so dreamlike; I'd even venture to say that the song is dream pop. The mesmerizing, slow pace is beautiful; even if you're not a fan of Bellring Shoujo Heart, give this a listen.

7. Kagayake Sorairo Shoujo by Curumi Chronicle - The funny thing about Curumi Chronicle's music is that it ranges from cute and idol-y to straight-up EDM. But of her more idol-y songs, Kagayake Sorairo Shoujo is my absolute favorite. I think what I like about Kagayake Sorairo Shoujo is that it's kind of a mix of technopop and EDM, with a few parts venturing into EDM territory but the song mostly retaining its adorable technopop sound. This is the kind of music I'd picture Saori@destiny doing if she was more of an idol. Kagayake Sorairo Shoujo was the first song to introduce me to Curumi Chronicle, and I highly recommend it to anyone interested in her.

6. BeauTeen!! by Scandal - What is a BeauTeen anyways? I could never figure that out. Now I think it's just a cool way of spelling beauty/beautiful. Well, of all the Scandal songs I've listened to, BeauTeen!! is my favorite. Why? Because it's so happy! There are two types of Scandal songs I like the best: their harder, serious songs and their overwhelmingly happy songs. BeauTeen!! falls into the latter category. I think what I like so much BeauTeen!! is how earnest the song sounds. BeauTeen!! revolves around affection, the most devoted kind of affection there is. I'm not a huge romantic, but there's some infectious about how earnestly romantic BeauTeen!! sounds.

5. Limited addiction by Tokyo Girls' Style - In retrospect, 2011 was a good year for Tokyo Girls' Style. Or maybe that's just me looking through rose-tinted shades. But Kodou no Himitsu, Liar, and Limited addiction were all great songs. In my opinion, Limited addiction is TGS at their best. It has a killer instrumental, a solid arrangement, and Konishi Ayano's vocals practically made the song. Seriously, the girl has pipes. It's a shame she's been having voice problems as of late. Limited addiction is mature and sensual, with an uncomfortably mature and sensual video to go with it. Despite the ages of the girls at this time, Limited addiction is TGS at their finest.

4. Primal by BiS - Ah, more memories. I remember the music video for Primal grossing me out so much. But at the same time there was something fascinating about the raw nature of the music video. And I think that's because Primal is such a raw song. Primal isn't a ballad but it has all the emotion in a great ballad. I mean the vocals are so... I don't even know what words to describe them with. BiS isn't exactly known for their good vocals, but in Primal, the girls sound like they are singing their hearts out. I'd actually really recommend watching the music video for Primal; I think it really captures the feelings in the song.

3. Secret Base ~Kimi ga Kureta Mono~ by Zone - Nothing like a ballad to lift your spirits! I listed this song under my top 10 ballads, but it's also one of my favorite songs in general. What ties into my love for Secret Base are the lyrics. I don't pay close attention to idol lyrics, but when the lyrics are good, I do. Secret Base is such a heartfelt song, and all the emotions in it are easily relatable. The song explores nostalgia, friendship, most of all, saying goodbye. They're simple themes but the girls of Zone deliver them powerfully. There aren't many songs that get me teary-eyed, but Secret Base is one of them.

2. Keibetsu Shiteita Aijou by AKB48 - Another song that gets me teary-eyed is Keibetsu Shiteita Aijou! But those are for very different reasons. This is my favorite AKB48 song, and one of my favorite idol songs. As I've stated before, this is not a happy song. Keibetsu Shiteita Aijou delves into bullying and suicide and has the nerve to do it from a rather brutal perspective. It makes for a powerful song that strikes a chord with me every time I listen to it. Which is why I can't believe that a group who would release a song like Keibetsu Shiteita Aijou has fallen so far from that level of quality. Still, that doesn't stop Keibetsu Shiteita Aijou from being a phenomenal song.

1. Suki Suki Daisuki by Togawa Jun - You know how I said at the beginning I had a hard time ranking all of these songs? Well, that was mostly true. But I knew from the very start my #1 song would be Suki Suki Daisuki. To me, it is Togawa Jun at her most idol-y with all the biting lyrics and dramatic vocals that are a staple with her music. Suki Suki Daisuki goes from cutesy to melodramatic at the drop of a hat. The lyrics are saccharine sweet yet morbidly insane at the same time. Suki Suki Daisuki may not be the nicest idol song out there, but it is an interesting song. And at the end of the day, that's enough for me.

Anyone make it to the bottom of the list? If so, congratulations! You got through Nia's 50 idol songs in one piece! Your prize is... freedom of speech on the Wonderland! Would anybody else care to share their favorite 50 idol songs? Or 20? Or even 10? 50 is a big number, but I always love reading what other people's personal favorites are!