Monday, April 23, 2012

The Dark Side of Bikini PVs: AKB48

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I think Aki-P might be watching me.

As I begin this series of summer posts, I've stated that I have low expectations for nearly every summer single being released during this time. With the exception of Perfume because they could sing about cats wearing fuzzy socks playing ping pong and I'd probably eat it up. But being the open-minded person I was, I decided to look at each PV with a critical eye but not completely shut it out. When I heard the radio preview of Manatsu no Sounds Good it was pretty much everything I'd expected from and AKB48 summer song: pretty but still upbeat and overall a pretty good song. I like it better than Everyday, Katyusha. I wrote in an earlier post that I was hoping Aki-P would do something more different than just having the group prance around in bikinis but I dismissed that hope when the covers came out. Just a bunch of white bikinis, cheap fonts, and the same-old, same-old I'd seen in their other summer songs. I had low expectations for the PV and had pretty much deduced that most of the PV would be AKB taking their time to make a party or surprise or something to send a cutesy summer farewell to Acchan then do something fanservice-y and kawaii-desu. The end.

I don't think I've ever been so wrong.


Just look at this setting! Dark clouds, a torn and beaten Acchan, this isn't the summer PV I was expecting!


And no Creeper Smile from Mayuyu O_O


"I was just attacked by a horde of H!P fans... Be afraid. Be very afraid."


Are those the Senbatsu outfits from last year? Clever...


And this is why you should never have fan wars!


A sky full of falling debris can only mean trouble.


Poor Mayuyu. She doesn't have her army of Warota 7 chipmunks members!


Nothing like a fun day of laughing, dancing, and finding a bunch brutally mauled idol singers for the less popular front girls!


There's that Creeper Smile I know and love!


This tattoo reminds me a clock. Maybe time's running out for the group...


I really love the effects in this part; they remind of Kokoro no Hane for some reason!


And of course Acchan's the only survivor. Why not? She's survived sword fights, virtual killing games, demon earth spirits, and a crappy acting career; she's practically invincible by now!


Not-as-popular front girls to the rescue!


Acchan tells them she's not worth it. I can't say I disagree.


But the new girls are far too nice to do that. Or they're too stupid. Take your pick!


NO! Live Miichan! If Sayaka can't survive then you WILL make it!


Holy shit! The sky is killing them!


LIVE YUKO! You're our only hope to keep this group alive!!!


I never thought I'd say this but AKB is reaching Beginner-levels of violence in this PV!


I watch horror movies and even I find this shot kind of disgusting...


The blue blood's also kind of creepy. I think it's meant to represent some kind of infection taking over the new girls.


This shot's really unsettling. Mainly because I'm afraid this might happen in real life if Jurina isn't given a proper break.


Poor Mayuyu... I'm sure she'd much rather be rescuing a double of herself and fighting little rays of light.


Okay. I know this symbolizes something... but I'll have to think about that.


What if the bike starts flying like it did in E.T.?


With a cover of her eyes, Mayuyu is taken into a different world. A world of fanservice. Lots of fanservice.


Can it be? Is it finally happening? It did didn't it?

I knew it O_O Mayuyu has finally taken over as front girl of AKB48.


And what better way for her to front the group with a bunch of cliche dance moves you'd see in Warota 7?


Hello frequently pushed but unwanted front girl Sasshi!


Seriously? First NMB48 and et tu, AKB? How much fanservice do you guys need!?


What is this? Idol Cliche #283? I'm seriously considering going through with that drinking game idea...


Oh, Takamina, why you no get more screen time? :(


I really love this scene; it's very touching and a nice transition from the violence and chaos earlier.


Seriously, the sheer joyfulness in everyone is so heartwarming!


Just a heads up Aki-P, if Mayuyu's going to be the new center for AKB I'm all for it!


Just a thought here but... wouldn't it be easier for you to walk without heels on, Acchan?


That's right! Nothing like teamwork and unity in the 48 family except during Senbatsu elections.


The return of Mayuyu's creeper smile can only mean one thing!


A symbolic ascension to AKB Heaven!

I don't think I truly emphasized how completely and totally mindblown and I am with this PV. Here I was expecting some happy fun-fun summery send off to Acchan but hell no. I'm serious, this a complete 180 of what I had in mind for AKB's summer PV. It's dark, brutal, and has enough symbolism to match up Keibetsu Shiteita Aijou. When it was finally over I just sort of sat there for a moment taking everything in. Every shot, every transition had some kind of symbolism behind it and without that gratuitous bikini dance, I would have called this PV perfect. But I'm willing to let that slide for the moment to look at the bigger symbolism behind this video. Ever since it was released, fans have been analyzing it and speculating its meaning. Most have said it's a "heaven and hell concept" and I agree very much with that. You can definitely tell with the contrasts in lighting and general atmosphere. But here's my personal take on the meaning behind this PV: I think it's about the death of AKB48. Or the disbandment. I know it's been theorized that it's about the dawn of a new era but I think the PV has a more melancholic meaning behind it. My three main points are this: the death of the older members in the tattered Senbatsu clothing, the death of the younger members in the t-shirts after trying to save them, and the whole group standing in the sun in white dresses.

So my first point: the older members. The PV opens with Maeda Atsuko, the face of AKB48 who's graduating very soon, limp and to the point of near-death. It then cuts to other prominent members like Yuko, Takamina, Tomochin, Miichan, Mariko, etc. all laying on the ground in the rain just as bedraggled as Acchan. The atmosphere is meant to be rough and brutal like a battleground after the battle's been lost. The sky is dotted with falling stars/meteors and dark clouds. Obviously this first setting is meant to symbolize hell, the latter half symbolizing the "heaven" part of the PV. But I think the image goes a little deeper than that. I think this first part symbolizes the slow deterioration of AKB48. This is the part in their career when their sales have gone down, they've lost interest with the general public, and the older members have either left or been to burnt out to continue. This is also why they're wearing torn and ripped versions their 2011 Senbatsu outfits; it was a time of prosperity that's now been corrupted by the passing of time and the next big idol group has taken over while they've been left in the dirt to die out one by one. I think this part was meant to be an acknowledgement to the fact that the front girls we know and love so much in AKB can't stay in there forever and eventually only when they're on their last legs will they finally burn out.

My second point: the younger members. One important thing to note about this single's Senbatsu is that number of new members; nearly half of these girls had never been in an AKB single until now. Hell, there are more Team 4 members in this song than Team B and K combined. In the PV, these are the girls dressed in shorts and T-shirts, the young fresh faces playing in the rain and laughing innocently. Among them is Watanabe Mayu because even though she has a boatload of seniority she also has her Creeper Smile and I'm certain that carries dark forces behind it. She's pretty much the unofficial "leader" of these new girls and they come across the "hell" of seeing all the older, more famous front girls dying out one by one. They run to them and try their best to save them but in the end find themselves being killed very likely by the same things that killed the older members. When I say that I'm referring to the bigger, more successful idol groups that will sure rise in the future. In the end, only one member Iwata Karen is left amongst the mix of young and old bodies staring up at the clouded sky with little to no hope left for the return of the once-great idol group. I think this symbolizes Aki-P's attempt to revive the group with little to no success as the fame they once had is long gone and too far out of their reach. Because of this the group collapses and is left to join the other idol groups that once had their day in the sun.

My third and final point: the ending. After going through their slow and painful deaths, the scenery and general feel of the PV changes. Together the young and old members run up a hill, bright smiles on the faces and a look of sheer joy about them. Meanwhile, Acchan and Mayuyu limp along up a hill and slowly the clouds start to go away and the sun peeks out from the sky. Finally they reach their destination: everyone they'd lost in the fight to stay alive. Lined up on a hill with white dresses, the members smile and wave happily at the late arrival of their two beloved front girls. Obviously, this is meant to symbolize the transition into "heaven" for the group and I think this is meant to symbolize the point in their career in which after a long, hard fight to keep the group alive they've finally fallen apart and despite the pain and suffering they had to endure in their last years, the group still ascended to a higher plain finally at peace and the acceptance of their position of a once-great idol group that could last forever. I think it's AKB's way of acknowledging that even though they know they're fame is going to dwindle out eventually, they're still grateful for the chance they had to shine on stage and make millions of people happy. And now that they've done that they can be remembered as the bright, smiling girls from Akibahara who dreamed of fame and success.

And this is why I really love this PV. It manages to capture and convey everything that could come after Acchan's graduation from a new girl leading the group (Mayuyu), the older members slowly dropping out, and finally the end. I'm amazed to see out how well the pulled off this concept and what a great send-off it is for the front girl of AKB48. I don't think I've ever come across a PV I had such low expectations for and come out so impressed. Here I was thinking Kataomoi Finally would be the best PV I review this year, but Manatsu is getting better and better each time I watch it! I will say my only real criticism is the bikini shots but even then they don't really bother me because the rest of the PV was so amazing. The song is also good but it's best highlighted in the PV itself and that 's what made me like the song even more. So congrats, Aki-P. You got me to care about a summer single. And Acchan. And the future of AKB48. *clap clap*

Ganbare, Acchan. I look forward to the next era.

The Sunny Side of Bikini PVs: NMB48


It's that time of year again!

You know what I'm talking about: summer. Or... spring. Technically speaking. Or fall if you live in the southern hemisphere... but I digress. For me, it's summer. Beautiful glorious summer lies just ahead of me as I drudge through the last few weeks of public high school education. Ah yes, a time when you can look forward to the imminent days of sleeping in, going to the pool, lazing around, and forgetting everything you learned in the previous 9 months of education because really, when would a writer like ever use pre-calculus again? But summer isn't just a time of hot weather and mosquitoes; the concept of summer means something entirely different in the idol world. For you see, when idols make a summer song they have one thing in mind:

Fanservice. Lots and lots of fanservice.


Yes, we all know the drill by now. Bikinis+beaches+summer activities = summer single. With a few exceptions this pretty much sums up every idol song released in the months of May-July. Just a boatload of fanservice. I can see why, considering summer involves wearing very little clothing and most wotas tend to enjoy that. But still, it gets old after awhile. So I always take my summer PVs with a grain of salt and never really expect much to come from them. I admit, there have been some good PVs but overall even those are still just fanservice. It doesn't really piss me off but I do wish an idol group would do a different take on the stereotypical summer song. Oh wait, AKB48 totally did but I'll deal with them later. Hence as I dive in to the boatload of summer songs about to be released, I intend to keep my expectations low for this period of time. So join me as I sit back on the beach with a pair of sunglasses and a cold drink (hypothetically) as we look at some of the best and worst summer songs to come out this year!

To kick off my series of summer-themed reviews and summer stuff in general I've decided to start with something light, positive, and generic! In other words, NMB48's newest single, Nagiichi! Yay for blandness!! Okay, to be fair Nagiichi isn't terribly bad as far as summer idol songs go. In fact, it's actually pretty good! It's upbeat, fun, catchy and everything you'd expect to feel in a summery mood! So why do I find it so generic? Well... it's pretty much a carbon copy of Ponytail to Shushu, another popular summer song from their sister group AKB48! Isn't it gosh-darn hilarious what a coincidence that is? I'm serious, it even has the same piano opening from Ponytail to Shushu! The instrumentals are also highly similar and even the verses have the same ring to them! But if they were going to rip-off a song... honestly, I'm glad they ripped off this one! I love Ponytail to Shushu, especially around this time of the year and it's one of those songs where I don't mind hearing similar versions! Ponytail itself is a really good song from AKB48 because it's peppy and has a lot of energy behind it. And luckily none of that energy is lost in NMB48's rip-off! Nagiichi is just as fun, just as summery, and I don't care if it's ripping off another more successful 48 song! I will admit it's not as good as Junjou U-19 or Zetsumetsu but as long as it drift in the badness of Oh My God! I can say that I'm very pleased with this song and surprised I like it so much! But I still hope that maybe we'll hear a more... unique single from SKE48. Or I can just enjoy AKB's summer single which I'll get to in a moment.

So while we're on the subject of carbon copies, let's look at their PV!


I swear, you could put SKE/AKB/SHG/JKT in here and I wouldn't notice the difference


Ha! Now I know they have a budget; that car probably costs a whole college tuition!


What's this I see? Can it be? It is!


FANSERVICE!


Fanservice in a variety of dance moves, shots, bikinis, everything rolled into one PV!


For the record, I've driven a convertible. No one looks this good in one.


Those are the only members of NMB anyone knows about the front girls, right?


Sayanee owns this group like a queen.


So this is why I can't find any hot American guys! Aki-P keeps kidnapping them!


Parasols? Classy for an fanservice-y summer PV!


Nana's so pretty~


But Sayanee's prettier.


So many hot guys. I wonder... is this meant to be fanservice for NMB's female fans too? Smart, Aki-P!


Ha. Make this a helicopter and you've got Ponytail to Shushu #2!


This move's for you, boys.


This one too.


I swear, the more I look at Nana, the more she looks like Nakky from C-ute.


Really? You're throwing in the Doki Doki Heart Sign Chuu~? I could make a drinking game out of all the cliches in this PV!


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I have no comment.


Oo!! That one girl in the striped bikini is the only member not in the front I actually know! She's that crazy Team M member Kinoshita Momoka!


Whoa! For the first I'm seeing something in the PV that looks legitimately fun and not trying to be sex appeal!


This looks fun too!


And this!!


Sea World!? I wanna go to Sea World :(


Where exactly are they going in this shot?


They're on a boat. No one got that joke, did they?


Sorry, only Buono! can pull off that move.


I have to admit, this part's pretty hilarious.


I really want to insert some Jaws music into this clip...


And so Aki-P stranded NMB48 on an island to replace them with USA48...


It would have been funny if these were the Nogizaka46 members!


What!? Aww, that's just mean...

Well that ended on a spiteful note. I'll get to that part later. Let's start from the beginning! Overall, I have to say I don't care for the first half of the PV but the second half is much more entertaining! I think my biggest problem with the first half is just how cliched it is. At no point when I was watching this half did I think "Wow! I've never seen something that awesome before! It makes me think of summer!" And that's because when you really think about it, would you do any of the stuff you see during this PV? I know I don't spend my summer sexily strolling down a dock, sexily sipping a fruity drink surrounded by hot guys, sexily driving like I'm in an 80s movie, or sexily getting massaged by hot guys. Who does? And that's my biggest problem with this: the stuff NMB is doing in this is so unrealistic and is obviously just their to pander to a certain portion of their fanbase that enjoys seeing idols prance around in bikinis. And if you're not a part of that genre then don't bother looking for something remotely interesting or fun. It's just hollowed out fanservice. In the PV's favor I will say the budget must have been good. The locations are gorgeous and the scenes look very expensive. But other than that? Not much too it... it's like a a cupcake decorated with a bunch of icing that tastes like crap.

However... the second half is a vast improvement over how the first half was. While the first half of this PV was fanservice-y and generic this second part is a little more fun. Once the second chorus hits, the camera cuts to all sorts of summer activities that look legitimately entertaining. Water-skiing, tubing, jet skis, it's a lot more fun to watch and it makes me think of summer! And why is that? Because this is how I spend my summer. My family and I travel to the beach a lot over the summer and also live next to one of the most disgusting lakes in the US so seeing NMB do all these summer sports brings back memories and makes me look forward to how I'm going to spend my summer this year. Overall, there's definitely more personality in the second half of this PV and I wish it would have been that way for the whole thing. There's also an element of humor especially when that one member I don't know or care about falls off the raft! The end of the PV is also simultaneously funny and offensive! It's implied that NMB was really just dreaming of the perfect summer while working under the hot grueling sun when some clearly American teenagers drive by triumphantly in a snazzy, expensive car. Because that's what all we American teenagers do. Poor NMB...

There you have it! Now not all the bikini PVs released have been like this. Especially one in particular I'll be looking at soon...